Katty Katty { joke}

There is a old lady and she is trying to get here cat down from a tree. so this man walks up and says can i help you . the lady thinks it is her katty talking and this is how she replies " Katty get down from there don't be sassy to your mommy

Joke

There's a man and he walks past a house and there's a sign on the window that says "Talking Dog for Sale".So the man walks in the house and sits down infront of the dog and says "So what have you done with your life".The dog says"I went to war serving my country and i have helped old people cross the street oh and on weekends i speend my time reading to the people in the nurseing home.THE MAN WALKES UP TO THE OWNER AND SAYS "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE AWAY A GREAT DOG LIKE THIS". tHE OWNER REPLLES "beacause he Never did any of that stuff